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Post by Yugigurl on Jan 9, 2005 12:34:56 GMT -5
You can post any funny story you now.
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Post by Yugigurl on Jan 9, 2005 12:39:47 GMT -5
On Friday night I went to youth group. One of the teachers said something very and I laughed really hard! She said she was driving earlier and there was a truck in front of her. The truck had a porta-potty on it. It fell off the truck and she was so close to being killed by a porta-potty! It kept rolling over towards her and it stopped an inch in front of her car! It was so funny!
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Post by Pheos on Jan 10, 2005 20:04:37 GMT -5
o.O that would be a definate disaster...
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Kyo
Ninja Acadamy
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Post by Kyo on Jan 10, 2005 20:44:08 GMT -5
..thats kind of funny.. but she could have been killed.. i have none to say right now.O.o
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Post by Yugigurl on Jan 10, 2005 20:45:08 GMT -5
i like that story ;D
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Post by RoyEd Shipper on Jan 11, 2005 0:11:05 GMT -5
....remind me to never drive behind a moving port-o-potty...they are meant to stay where they are...
I've already almost been run over by a semi truch twice, side swiped because a car blew a red light, and rear ended because everyone speeds in my county and my mom won't let me join them...yeah...I don't want another event like that to happen...
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Post by Yugigurl on Jan 11, 2005 15:52:11 GMT -5
me neither. i'm to young to die
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Post by Pheos on Jan 11, 2005 17:38:16 GMT -5
Koneko: I'm just now getting my permit... Look out world!
Sheinta: run for your lives! She's loose! And armed with a car!
Koneko: *hits sheinta w/ a mallot*
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Post by Yugigurl on Jan 11, 2005 18:30:20 GMT -5
nice one
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Post by RoyEd Shipper on Jan 12, 2005 19:24:09 GMT -5
I would post something, but most of my funny stories are inside jokes...
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Post by Yugigurl on Jan 12, 2005 19:30:56 GMT -5
oh
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Post by RoyEd Shipper on Jan 13, 2005 22:35:34 GMT -5
Ok…I think that I just thought of a few funny stories, actually quite a lot. You may find them funny and you may not, we’ll just see…some of the ones that I have are actually clumsy moments…<br>
The first one happened in seventh grade at my old school before I moved and I was still with all of my crazy friends. We were in art class and always liked to spice things up a bit. I don’t know how or why, but the people at my table made up a ‘company’ called Matt Co. Obviously my friend Matt was the boss...I was the secretary, Sarah was the receptionist, and Allison was the employee who was continuously fired. Ok, well that had nothing to do with the story whatsoever. I just wanted to lay down some background information.
Anyway, one day, we had a substitute teacher and class ended a few minutes early. We went to stand by the door, being impatient as normal. Then this one troublemaker, Mike Birando, put his hand above the doorknob, acting like he was desperately trying to get out. We all laughed. Then the bell rang, he grabbed onto the handle quickly, and jiggled the handle. We were all silent as he juggled it again. Then the other Mike, Mike Maslana (who never left me alone) came up to my friends and me, joking around and laughing. My friend began to become annoyed so she began to yell at Mike B. and told him to stop playing around. We were going to miss our buses.
I grabbed for the handle and tried to juggle it…but the door would not open. We were all locked in the art room! Mike Whitmer (yes, the third and last Miki in my class) picked up a stool and was about to smash the window out, desperate to leave the school. He got yelled at by the sub though.
The janitors were called over the intercom and they could not open the door either. We were truly locked in. Apparently, a screw had fallen out of the door knob so it couldn’t be used or moved. Finally, my Social Studies teacher, Mr. Knapp, somehow pushed the screw back in and opened the door. We all ran out into the hallway and got yelled at the whole way about how running wasn’t allowed. We made it outside just as the buses were pulling away…<br>
This is one story, it's more of a you had to be there sort of thing. I have more and will post later. Just too lazy now ^^ Plus I feel so sick...bleh...need to rest...no more thinking...
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Post by Yugigurl on Jan 14, 2005 15:30:52 GMT -5
ok thats funny!
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Post by RoyEd Shipper on Jan 14, 2005 15:34:52 GMT -5
I have another one that I just put on LJ. One sec...
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Post by RoyEd Shipper on Jan 14, 2005 15:35:29 GMT -5
Ok, another interesting thing that had happened in an art class. This was freshman year, or last year. I was in art 2-D with my friend Colleen. I didn’t know anyone else at the time so we always talked and joked around. She would usually comment on yaoi. At the time, I was not very fond of it because I had only heard of it, not actually knowing exactly what it was. Anyway, there was this girl named Cecelia who sat in-between us. She would listen to our conversations and say how wrong they were. There was Colleen who was obsessed over it and me that was disgusted over it.
One day, Colleen pulled a picture out of her CD case and showed it to us. It was a picture of two guys making out. I made a look of disgust towards her and told her to put it away although I was laughing for some odd reason... Cecelia said the same thing, but without the laugh.
Then Tom, the guy who sat to my left, leaned over my desk and asked what we were looking at. I told him that he really didn’t want to know, but he insisted. That was when the picture made its second showing. His mouth dropped as he saw the two guys with their lips locked together. He then began to stutter, “Who…what…why are they…are those both…no…where did you…no…are those really both…” He went on for a while and then finally managed to complete his sentences. He then asked if they were both guys and why they were kissing. Colleen answered that they were indeed both guys and that they loved each other, that’s why.
Tom told Colleen to give him the picture so he could destroy it, which he tried to do. He then asked if she needed a picture of him to put in there so she wouldn’t own any more yaoi-ish photos. Colleen began to laugh and I did too. Tom asked what was wrong. My only words were, “Adobe Photoshop.” He responded with, “She is not going to make me kiss myself!” really loud in the classroom as everyone else was silent. They all stared at him, including the teacher. Then she just continued on with her lecture in a monotone voice, “The monochromatic scale is based on one color…yadda yadda yadda blah blah blah…”
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