Post by RoyEd Shipper on Feb 27, 2005 15:39:07 GMT -5
Hello and welcome everyone. Fennec here and I have a new story for you all. I am a huge finatic of both Fruits Basket and Whose Line is it Anyway. I am even presenting a project in school with a who's line skit. So, being the type of person that I am, I combined both and created a fic of it! When Who's Line meets the Sohmas. Interesting concept, I know, but I do believe that I can have a bit of fun with this. smirks
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket or its characters. I also do not own Whose Line is it Anyway. I know, I'm not that creative! I couldn't created such wonderful shows! ^^;; There...I said it.
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Chapter 1- What are we doing here?
The audience cheers as a man in a pewter kimono and well placed glasses upon his face steps out into the crowd and runs happily down the stairs. In one hand he holds a wireless microphone and in the other he holds a manila envelope. The man stops halfway down the stairs and a light focuses on his figure. His black hair glimmers and his eyes glisten as the light makes his features seem graceful.
He turns to the audience, smiles, and then runs to his chair where he soon takes a seat. The lights follow his every movement until he finally sits still. A larger smile appears upon his lips as words begin to flow from his mouth. “I am Shigure Sohma and Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway! This is the game show where points don’t matter. That’s right, the points don’t matter. The pints matter just as much as Mii’s deadlines for my manuscripts.” The crowd begins to laugh as Shigure clears his throat. “Now did I say that aloud on live television? I hope that Mii isn’t watching this…”
Four spotlights on the ceiling turn on and focus upon four stools on the stage, three of which people can be seen sitting upon them. Shigure continues to speak of the show. “Today we have a very special treat. Now I know that I am not Drew, but I can assure you that I do have experience when it comes to these sorts of things. Now turn your attention to the stage! These will be our contestants who volunteered to join us today!”<br>
“Shigure…I never did such a thing. I don’t want to be on stage with this stupid cat when he makes a fool of himself!”<br>
“You’re one to talk ya damn rat! Seeing your face around the house is enough to make me wanna pound you. Someday you’ll be sorry, you hear that rat boy!”<br>
“Damn rat…is that really all that you can say? You really are an idiot you stupid cat…”
“I dare you to say that again!”<br>
“Stu-pid….cat…”
Shigure sweatdrops and looks at the audience. “Pay no attention that they are referring to themselves as animals. It is all perfectly normal. Yuki just is not a cat person and Kyo happens to hate rats. They also hate each other so the titles seem to fit well.”<br>
“That is right ‘Gure! You know what you are talking about. It is but a shame that I cannot congratulate you in person as I am on the stage and you are nearer to your people.” The third person on stage rises from his seat, long silver hair blowing in the nonexistent wind. “I have taken time away from my extremely popular shop to join you, Kyonkichi and my beloved Brother here today. This show would not be what it is meant to be without my presence.”<br>
Shigure smiles. “Yes Aaya, it has been too long. Where have you been these long nights when I was waiting for you?”<br>
Ayame’s eyes began to sparkle as the background around him seemed to change to a backdrop of roses. “Tonight Shigure, we can spend time together like we have in the past. I’ll keep you up th wh-“<br>
“Damnit! Shut-up already! No one cares! You sick bastards!” Kyo’s orange eyes turn a fiery color as he shoots his glance from Shigure to Ayame.
An anger mark appears on Yuki’s forehead as one thought races through his mind. Just ignore them…ignore them…
Shigure sweatdrops again as he speaks. “Kyo, this is a show that most of the family can watch. Just try to keep your language to a suitable level. You wouldn’t want Kisa or Hiro to hear those words. They may be watching you know.”<br>
Kyo leans back slightly while he mumbles, “Damnit, why is everything so stupid…”
“Including you?” Yuki asks.
“SHUT-UP!” Kyo yells in response.
Yuki looks at the other two people on stage and then to the empty seat. “Shigure, isn’t there supposed to be one more person? I think that I vaguely remember seeing this show once and there were four people on stage.”<br>
Shigure nods. “Yes, yes, there should be one more. I wonder what could be taking him so long…”
A lady runs out from a door on stage and approaches Shigure at his desk. As she speaks, he nods and some of his words are caught on the microphone. “Uh-huh, yes, I see. He really did get lost again? That Ha-chan…”
Yuki looks at Shigure with a look of confusion. It quickly vanishes as he grows a look of nervousness. “Do you mean that the last person on this show is H-”<br>
A figure floatwalks onto the stage and up to Yuki. He gently takes Yuki’s sleeve in his hand and gives it a slight tug. “…Nn.”<br>
Yuki sighs. “Hello Haru…”
Shigure looks to the stage to see that the contestants are all present. “Ah yes, now that we are all here, we can begin the show.”<br>
Kyo shot a glare at Shigure. “Why the hell am I here anyways. I don’t even know why I agreed to do this stupid thing.”<br>
Yuki smirks slightly as Haru is still holding his sleeve. “You came here to try to escape your girlfriend although I am sure that she could find you since you’re on live TV.”<br>
“Shut-up you damn rat! Before yelling at me, why the hell are you here!”<br>
“I’m the one yelling?” Yuki says in an uninterested tone. “If you really want to know, I am here because the student council wanted to see me on this show. And it really is none of your concern.”<br>
“They just wanted to publicize your girly face.” Kyo smirks as he looks away again, suddenly feeling comforted by insulting Yuki before hundreds of viewers.
Ayame sat on his stool once more. “Stop fighting you two. This is a glorious moment for us all. If only I could have appeared on public television when I was your age Brother. My good taste would be known world wide by now.”<br>
Another anger mark appears on Yuki’s forehead. “Brother…why are you here…”
Ayame smiles and places a finger to Yuki’s chin. “I am here to strengthen our bond as brothers baby Brother! I know that you don’t understand me, but soon you will learn. And you will learn to appreciate me as everyone else does!”<br>
Shigure smiles at Ayame. “Oh Aaya, you’re always looking out for young Yuki.”<br>
Ayame removes his finger from Yuki’s chin and winks at Shigure. “My baby brother is following in my footsteps as it is. I’m just giving him a few pointers.”<br>
As Shigure and Ayame continue to speak back and forth, Yuki sighs and looks at Haru. “Haru…why are you here? Did you get tricked into this whole show just as the rest of us have?”<br>
Haru continues to hold onto Yuki’s sleeve and slightly shakes his head no. “Nn…I wanted to see you…”
Yuki’s face tints a redder color but he quickly hides his expressions in his hair. “Haru…can you just take your seat in a stool now?” Haru releases Yuki’s sleeve and sits in a stool next to him.
Shigure stops speaking to Ayame as they assume their positions. “Now that everyone seems ready, we can begin! Aaya, you and Kyo will be teamed up together. That would leave Yuki and Haru as a team.”<br>
Kyo looks away from Ayame. “There is no way in hell…”
Ayame smiles gaily ay Kyo. “Kyonkichi, this will be fun!”<br>
Kyo growls silently under his breath as Yuki and Haru look towards one another. Haru smiles and Yuki once again needs to hide his facial expressions.
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End of Chapter 1
The first chapter just was ther to introduce who the characters were and why they were there. Honestly...do you think that these people would be up on stage...together? Well, I hope that you enjoyed the first chappie. I shall get the second one up here in a little it. I just need to finish my chemistry project...then I'm good to go ;;
Ah well...heh heh...please RR
Disclaimer: I do not own Fruits Basket or its characters. I also do not own Whose Line is it Anyway. I know, I'm not that creative! I couldn't created such wonderful shows! ^^;; There...I said it.
_________________________________________
Chapter 1- What are we doing here?
The audience cheers as a man in a pewter kimono and well placed glasses upon his face steps out into the crowd and runs happily down the stairs. In one hand he holds a wireless microphone and in the other he holds a manila envelope. The man stops halfway down the stairs and a light focuses on his figure. His black hair glimmers and his eyes glisten as the light makes his features seem graceful.
He turns to the audience, smiles, and then runs to his chair where he soon takes a seat. The lights follow his every movement until he finally sits still. A larger smile appears upon his lips as words begin to flow from his mouth. “I am Shigure Sohma and Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway! This is the game show where points don’t matter. That’s right, the points don’t matter. The pints matter just as much as Mii’s deadlines for my manuscripts.” The crowd begins to laugh as Shigure clears his throat. “Now did I say that aloud on live television? I hope that Mii isn’t watching this…”
Four spotlights on the ceiling turn on and focus upon four stools on the stage, three of which people can be seen sitting upon them. Shigure continues to speak of the show. “Today we have a very special treat. Now I know that I am not Drew, but I can assure you that I do have experience when it comes to these sorts of things. Now turn your attention to the stage! These will be our contestants who volunteered to join us today!”<br>
“Shigure…I never did such a thing. I don’t want to be on stage with this stupid cat when he makes a fool of himself!”<br>
“You’re one to talk ya damn rat! Seeing your face around the house is enough to make me wanna pound you. Someday you’ll be sorry, you hear that rat boy!”<br>
“Damn rat…is that really all that you can say? You really are an idiot you stupid cat…”
“I dare you to say that again!”<br>
“Stu-pid….cat…”
Shigure sweatdrops and looks at the audience. “Pay no attention that they are referring to themselves as animals. It is all perfectly normal. Yuki just is not a cat person and Kyo happens to hate rats. They also hate each other so the titles seem to fit well.”<br>
“That is right ‘Gure! You know what you are talking about. It is but a shame that I cannot congratulate you in person as I am on the stage and you are nearer to your people.” The third person on stage rises from his seat, long silver hair blowing in the nonexistent wind. “I have taken time away from my extremely popular shop to join you, Kyonkichi and my beloved Brother here today. This show would not be what it is meant to be without my presence.”<br>
Shigure smiles. “Yes Aaya, it has been too long. Where have you been these long nights when I was waiting for you?”<br>
Ayame’s eyes began to sparkle as the background around him seemed to change to a backdrop of roses. “Tonight Shigure, we can spend time together like we have in the past. I’ll keep you up th wh-“<br>
“Damnit! Shut-up already! No one cares! You sick bastards!” Kyo’s orange eyes turn a fiery color as he shoots his glance from Shigure to Ayame.
An anger mark appears on Yuki’s forehead as one thought races through his mind. Just ignore them…ignore them…
Shigure sweatdrops again as he speaks. “Kyo, this is a show that most of the family can watch. Just try to keep your language to a suitable level. You wouldn’t want Kisa or Hiro to hear those words. They may be watching you know.”<br>
Kyo leans back slightly while he mumbles, “Damnit, why is everything so stupid…”
“Including you?” Yuki asks.
“SHUT-UP!” Kyo yells in response.
Yuki looks at the other two people on stage and then to the empty seat. “Shigure, isn’t there supposed to be one more person? I think that I vaguely remember seeing this show once and there were four people on stage.”<br>
Shigure nods. “Yes, yes, there should be one more. I wonder what could be taking him so long…”
A lady runs out from a door on stage and approaches Shigure at his desk. As she speaks, he nods and some of his words are caught on the microphone. “Uh-huh, yes, I see. He really did get lost again? That Ha-chan…”
Yuki looks at Shigure with a look of confusion. It quickly vanishes as he grows a look of nervousness. “Do you mean that the last person on this show is H-”<br>
A figure floatwalks onto the stage and up to Yuki. He gently takes Yuki’s sleeve in his hand and gives it a slight tug. “…Nn.”<br>
Yuki sighs. “Hello Haru…”
Shigure looks to the stage to see that the contestants are all present. “Ah yes, now that we are all here, we can begin the show.”<br>
Kyo shot a glare at Shigure. “Why the hell am I here anyways. I don’t even know why I agreed to do this stupid thing.”<br>
Yuki smirks slightly as Haru is still holding his sleeve. “You came here to try to escape your girlfriend although I am sure that she could find you since you’re on live TV.”<br>
“Shut-up you damn rat! Before yelling at me, why the hell are you here!”<br>
“I’m the one yelling?” Yuki says in an uninterested tone. “If you really want to know, I am here because the student council wanted to see me on this show. And it really is none of your concern.”<br>
“They just wanted to publicize your girly face.” Kyo smirks as he looks away again, suddenly feeling comforted by insulting Yuki before hundreds of viewers.
Ayame sat on his stool once more. “Stop fighting you two. This is a glorious moment for us all. If only I could have appeared on public television when I was your age Brother. My good taste would be known world wide by now.”<br>
Another anger mark appears on Yuki’s forehead. “Brother…why are you here…”
Ayame smiles and places a finger to Yuki’s chin. “I am here to strengthen our bond as brothers baby Brother! I know that you don’t understand me, but soon you will learn. And you will learn to appreciate me as everyone else does!”<br>
Shigure smiles at Ayame. “Oh Aaya, you’re always looking out for young Yuki.”<br>
Ayame removes his finger from Yuki’s chin and winks at Shigure. “My baby brother is following in my footsteps as it is. I’m just giving him a few pointers.”<br>
As Shigure and Ayame continue to speak back and forth, Yuki sighs and looks at Haru. “Haru…why are you here? Did you get tricked into this whole show just as the rest of us have?”<br>
Haru continues to hold onto Yuki’s sleeve and slightly shakes his head no. “Nn…I wanted to see you…”
Yuki’s face tints a redder color but he quickly hides his expressions in his hair. “Haru…can you just take your seat in a stool now?” Haru releases Yuki’s sleeve and sits in a stool next to him.
Shigure stops speaking to Ayame as they assume their positions. “Now that everyone seems ready, we can begin! Aaya, you and Kyo will be teamed up together. That would leave Yuki and Haru as a team.”<br>
Kyo looks away from Ayame. “There is no way in hell…”
Ayame smiles gaily ay Kyo. “Kyonkichi, this will be fun!”<br>
Kyo growls silently under his breath as Yuki and Haru look towards one another. Haru smiles and Yuki once again needs to hide his facial expressions.
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End of Chapter 1
The first chapter just was ther to introduce who the characters were and why they were there. Honestly...do you think that these people would be up on stage...together? Well, I hope that you enjoyed the first chappie. I shall get the second one up here in a little it. I just need to finish my chemistry project...then I'm good to go ;;
Ah well...heh heh...please RR
